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Monday, April 4, 2011

Yeehaw, bitches!

Brooklyn Decker in Victoria Beckham

This seems kind of... off tone for the ACMs, wouldn't you say? She looks more like a hostess at an auto show.

Carrie Underwood in Jean Fares Couture

It's a bit too much from a design perspective. We could have done without all the foofaraw around her waist and we just can't love a shiny royal purple.

Chace Crawford

Enh. It's the ACMs, so we'll forgive a lot, but neither the henley nor the facial hair suit him.

Dierks Bentley

This, however, steps over our line of acceptance. You want to dress casual at the Academy of Country Music Awards? Fine. We're not such coastal elites that we'd sniff at such a thing. But this? This looks like you're about to rob a bank.

Easton Corbin

He looks kind of adorable but we would have recommended either the jacket or the vest. We're leaning toward just the vest.

Jake Owen

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Jennette McCurdy in Mandala

Slutty craft project. Barbie shoes.

Jennifer Nettles

We're glad you're in a good mood, honey, because your dress is kind of depressing.

Joey Martin and Rory Lee Feek

Is it wrong that we kind of love his getup? If you're going to go there, then GO THERE, we say. She should wear a square-dancing dress.

Julianne Hough in Randi Rahm

It's one of those dresses that ensures everyone will be looking at you all night because they're waiting to see if your boob pops out at an inconvenient moment.

Are there convenient moments for your boobs to pop out? Who are we to say?

Kimberly Schlapman

Edith Prickley goes country.

Laura Bell Bundy

Chorus girl in an Esther Williams extravaganza.


Lee Brice

He's really cute and this almost works but a barrel-chested man should not wear three-button jackets and probably shouldn't wear a vest. With a better fit he'd be downright hot. The hair's a little weird.

Marg Helgenberger

Awful shoes.

Martina McBride in Pamella Roland

There's goddess gowns and then there's "Welcome to the Temple of Aphrodite" gowns. Come on now, honey.

Meghan Linsey

Still can't get behind the shiny deep purple, especially when there are ruffles involved. She looks like a cheap bedspread.

Sara Evans

This strikes us as a bit too "drinks with the girls."

Savannah Berry

This strikes us as a bit too "sweet sixteen."

Shawna Thompson

This strikes us as tacky.

Susie Brown and Danelle Leverett

We're kind of digging the Blade Runner look the one on the left is sporting. The one on the right has a great dress, but only so-so hair and shoes that look wrong to us.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]


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