Friday, May 20, 2011
he is afraid of bells,confused by stairs.his voice can only be heard by cats,he never blinks, but when he does, his eye lids are side to side blinkersnaturally faces magnetic northall his legs are hydraulic,he has two sets of knees,and heart ticks like a watchHe is hinted at being a wild creature, spending his spare time catching fish with his tongue or foraging for wolves in the woods.his face appears on high-value stamps in Swedenhis left nipple is the shape of the Nürburgring,he invented the curtain,his salary is paid by the BBC in strong pornographyhe is illegal in 19 US stateshe is afraid of duckshis breath smells of magnesiumhis tears are adhesiveif he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand dayshe has a digital facehis crash helmet is based on Brittany Spears headhe has no understanding of cloudshis earwax tastes like Turkish delighthe isn't machine washablehis first name really is "the"he sleeps upside down like a batif you tune your radio to 88.4, you can hear his thoughtson really warm days he sheds his skin like a snakehe's allergic to the Dutchif he could be bothered, he could decoded the DaVinci code in 43 secondshis sweat can be used to polish precious metalshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stigif you want to read a LOT more : http://www.topgearshow.com/page/The+Stig+Quotes
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